Health Risks of Myspace

Okay so I made the mistake of telling my mom that myspace is technological crack without the health risk. This ofcourse started us coming up with the health risks of myspace. So here's our list (mostly mine). Hope you enjoy!

1. bed sores - from long hours of sitting in one place for too long
2. Carpal Tunnel Syndrome - From the most repetitive action ever - filling out those 20 bulliten surveys a day.
3. Eye Strain - from staring at the computer for long hours
4. Addiction - you know you give up other things that you could be doing online so that you can check your myspace.
5. Nutritional diffeciencies - Who eats a salad while you're sitting at the computer? Who are you kidding? It's potatoe chips. I can see you, you know.
6. Muscle Decrease in your legs from not working them while you're proped up on the couch or sitting at your desk.
7. Depression - due to the lack of endorphins from sunlight that you would normally be in if you weren't sitting on your but inside on myspace.
8. Exhaution - you know doing nothing makes you even more tired. Just admit it.
9. Loss of Vocal Chord Use - from not actually talking to people because you're too busy messaging them to not call you because you aren't able to talk anymore.
10. Death - due to not going to doctor because you can't find him on myspace. I mean who doesn't find medical help online now?
11. Starvation - because you don't want to get off your little addicted butt to go get a sandwich to make the hunger pains go away. You idiot!
12. Broken bones - from checking your myspace on your high-tech phone while your walking around and you fell down the stairs
13. Concussion - from your significant other hitting you with a frying pan because you forgot to pay your bills because you were filling out a survey and your water was turned off right before the entire PTA comes to a dinner party at your house. But you did pay your electricity bill so that you would be able to have power in order for your computer to work. Why didn't she commend you for that?

So next time you check your myspace account, stop and think about whether it's worth the risk.
Happy Myspacing!